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Motorhome Madness

I think I’ve just about managed to convince my wife that we should invest in a caravan for ‘family use’. What she doesn’t know is that actually I’m thinking it’ll be the perfect way to meet lovers without arousing suspicion.I reckon it’s the perfect blend of discretion and intimacy… a little private sanctuary on wheels, where you can escape the prying eyes of the world and indulge in some steamy encounters.

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FeelingPeachy - 16 Apr, 2024 - 01:48PM

Best not describe it as a private sanctuary on wheels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ stick to Caravan , or if being very romantic static caravan ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Enigma.. - 16 Apr, 2024 - 07:29AM

Iโ€™ve never had sex in a motorhome and probably never will.
Butโ€ฆ back in 2020 when I was seeing my second Ie, due to lockdown, all the hotels were being closed.
His parents had a static caravan, a top of the range three bedroom caravan, on a caravan site further down the Ayrshire coastline.
Thatโ€™s how we kept the affair going for eight months.
The owners closed the site and after that it became more difficult to meet up.
Outdoor sex and car sex were out of the question due to a back injury he suffered years before.
A motor home does not appeal to me but I wouldnโ€™t dismiss a caravan so easily.
Just saying ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰.


Spicy Asian - 15 Apr, 2024 - 09:04PM

great idea - I think campervans are very cosy and fun

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GrahamFitz - 15 Apr, 2024 - 08:43PM

@AAGilfan "We need scrubber for caravan"


merchant12 - 15 Apr, 2024 - 07:21PM

Good luck with that!

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AAGilfan - 15 Apr, 2024 - 06:17PM

Will you be doing outdoor stretches outside the van as a warm up until your IE's bra flies off into the face of some passer-by?? Sounds more like an episode of Carry On Camping to me. Will Sid James be watching???

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MagicMouse321 - 15 Apr, 2024 - 12:03PM

But what if the Mobile Home is like Martin's in 'Friday Night Dinner'?!

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Paula99 - 14 Apr, 2024 - 09:17AM

I would be more worried if someone saw the van and just mentioned something like โ€ฆI saw your camper in Timbuktu last week did you have a nice holiday ๐Ÿค”


Fluffy Sunshine - 14 Apr, 2024 - 08:23AM

Iโ€™m unconvinced that this would work. Wouldnโ€™t she wonder why you were going off in it alone ? Plus I canโ€™t see it being very private on a motorhome/caravan site. A hotel room seems far more comfortable and discreet.

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ExoticOrchid - 13 Apr, 2024 - 06:40PM

No thanks ... ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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