Tongue Twister

About Me:

I am a proud arse smacking, French kissing, dragon slaying, maiden rescuing, power tool owning, meat eating traditional male. That does not make me a Dom looking for a sub, you know who you are, you naughty girls.

I have hair on my head and I don't mean stubble. I have a clean shaven face and again, no stubble. I have no tattoos and no piercings and I don't ride a Harley.

I have been using soap and hot water to clean myself for many years and am very good at it. You pick an area of my body and I'll guarantee you could eat your dinner off it. Caveat... no chillies or hot gravy!

When we meet I will always make an effort. I will be clean (see above) and well turned out. I will smell amazing and have minty fresh breath. I will be an absolute gentleman outside the bedroom, and not so much in the bedroom, but always respectful. I do not do drama at all and I really love to just relax and have a laugh, even if it's a my own expense.

I am not looking to start a haram, one good woman will do me just fine thank you. How on earth any man can juggle more than one, I have no idea.

Ideal Partner:

I'm looking for someone who might consider themselves a traditional woman, or a woman who just needs a man to take charge every now and again.

I have known some absolutely beautiful girl next doors and some bombshells who were very ugly on the inside, so come as you are, we all reveal our true selves eventually, so why try and hide it. I like genuine... a lot.

VKs are a wink across a crowded bar, but the confidence to come up to me and say hello will definitely stir my interest.

Other Interests:

Food and Wine

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