Malcontent63

About Me:

EDIT: I'm receiving lots of VK's from women who obviously haven't bothered to read to the end of my profile. So let me state this upfront: I WILL NOT RESPOND TO VIRTUAL KISSES. If you wish to get in touch, please do me the courtesy of writing a proper message.

EDIT 2: Can I please also ask that you pass me by if you're not interested in having a real life affair. There seem to be a few women on here who like the idea of being found desirable by another man but who, for reasons best known to themselves - perhaps guilt or lack of confidence - don't want to take things any further. While I'm not criticising them for this, I'm not interested in something that will remain just an online flirtation.


While my day job has me doing legal work in the healthcare sector, I've also been an amateur film critic and occasionally dabbled in erotica (though whether it's any good is something I'll leave others to decide). I'm tactile, a good listener and consider myself a romantic at heart. I've also been told that I have a somewhat dry sense of humour.

Looks wise, I'd say I'm pretty average, though a photo password is available on request if you want to judge for yourself. Sartorially speaking, I dress more casual than smart and don't even own a suit, so if you're after a James Bond lookalike then I'm afraid you'll have to find him elsewhere.

Although I've listed my relationship status as "living together" (the choice on here is pretty restrictive), my partner has actually had to relocate at short notice, turning our relationship into a long distance one and meaning that I now only get to see her a few times a year. I'm thus left to my own devices for the vast majority of the time.

Ideal Partner:

I'm returning to this site after a gap of several years, and having enjoyed meeting a few women from here in the past would hope to do so again. I'm looking for someone who can help restore the intimacy and passion that's been missing from my life for far too long and would also love to do the same for them.

While I'm not overly concerned about size and shape, I do prefer a woman to look as though she's had at least a passing acquaintance with a good meal. Having said that, if you have a great personality and/or a winning smile then I'd be more than willing to overlook the lack of inches on the waistline. It's also important that we have an intellectual connection as well as a physical one, as a meeting of minds is just as desirable to me as a meeting of bodies. It should also go without saying that complete discretion is both expected and assured.

N.B: While I adore kissing in real life I absolutely abhor the virtual kind, so please don't send me any VKs. A proper message, even a brief one, is a much better way of saying hello.

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Literature / History, Computers / Internet, Movies / Cinema

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