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Patch1000
58, Bournemouth
Married,
Average body
6'0'' (183cm) or above
Looking for:
See how it goes
Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Non-Drinker
Occupation:
Education & Science
Education:
Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour:
Brown
Hair Colour:
Bald
Religion:
Atheist
Looking for Female between the ages of 50 and 99
Star Sign:
Aquarius
Last Active: Online Now!!
About Me:
Confident, clean, retired professional man, trying to get the excitement back a little, whilst respecting the limitations of a site like this. Looking for ongoing relationship, secondary to our primary commitments, meeting 2 or 3 times a month. Not interested in one off bunk ups.
I'm a bit of a lone wolf, modest, not clingy in any way. Socially comfortable, tolerably well-read and good, kind, wholesome company. Currently doing a Masters course in AI, as I feel it's something that it is important to understand. I also volunteer at an animal shelter.
I'm not the world's tidiest person, although that's not terribly relevant here I guess, and I am also a bit sweary at times. Warts and all eh? I don't have warts btw. In fact, freakishly tidy people worry me a bit. Christie was known to flick a duster round Rillington Place....
I'm tall (6'3"), bald, bearded (trim), and, following a hip replacement, starting to get athletic again. If that's not your thing there's not much I can do about it .. well, I could shave the beard off I suppose.
If we get on as friends, and want to go further, I need to take the lead and tell you what to do, gently but explicitly. Nothing extreme, and all done respectfully and consensually, of course. Maybe a bit of good quality erotic fiction eg girlonthenet. Past experience has told me just to get these sort of parameters out there from the start.
If we decide to progress to a physical relationship, then I may be able to host, but wouldn't expect you to.
If that sketch piques your interest at all, we can message a bit and add some colour to our profiles.
Please add the word zebra to the start of your message to show you've actually read this.
Best.
Ideal Partner:
You are curious, calm and clear-headed. Open minded, without being equivocal. Cheerful and optimistic would be good too. You are physically somewhere from fit to average. Did I say calm? I like calm. I'd hope we'd share a self-effacing love of the absurd, and be able to giggle together about some of the lunacy of modern life.
If we progress the relationship, then we have a 2 or 3 morning or afternoon sessions per month, in the sack, on the sofa, over a table etc. With plenty of messages, and the odd coffee and cake, or movie, or walk, or chat, in between.
If you think of yourself as 'bubbly', or focus on the size of your 'assets', then we may not have a lot of common ground, but good luck with your search.
Other Interests:
Museums / Galleries, Literature / History, Cricket, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Singing / Playing Instrument, Tennis / Racket Sports, Theatre / Ballet, Movies / Cinema
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