J R Hartley

About Me:

I was on this site before, I became disillusioned with it, now I have decided to give it another go, don’t let me down.

The top three highlights of my previous venture into the world of illicit encounters were:

Gaining a valuable insights into the TV viewing preferences of complete strangers.

Being introduced to the wonders of nasophilia (figuratively not literally).

Utilising my non existent counselling skills to provide comprehensive marriage guidance counselling to the certifiably insane.

A little about me…

I have never liked Gregg Wallace and his recent change of fortune has filled me with delight and optimism for the future of Masterchef.

I think the toasted sandwich maker is in the top ten inventions of all time.

On balance I still prefer the yellow pages to the internet.

I spend several hours each week searching for a book I wrote in 1983.

Ideal Partner:

My ideal partner is intelligent, funny and adventurous…
Your photos should be recent (if they’re in black and white and you’re wearing shoulder pads the size of a small caravan, we have a problem).
Bonus points if you’ve never been to prison or spent an alarming amount of time in a cult. I’m looking for life experience, not a Netflix documentary plot.
So, if you’re interesting, fun, slightly weird (the good kind), and up for mischief, mild chaos, and questionable snack choices - let’s talk. I think we’d get along just fine!

Other Interests:

Nature, Literature / History, Cooking, Food and Wine

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