Di0nysus

About Me:

A comedian by day, I roam Hampshire looking for small creatures to rescue. The only reason I don't wear a cape is because it looks silly without the tight pants. I also rinse out my yoghurt pots before recycling so I'm an all rounder...

On my off days I work hard in my career and do as much running & cycling as I can get in. I love watching a good series on TV so if you've got a recommendation then please share

Ideal Partner:

Update: having been on here a week now I hear several stories about other men that say they're married on their profile but are in fact single. Clearly they've learnt that single men aren't trusted on here. Fair enough. But I refuse to lie and say I'm married!!! There is a woman out there that will see the numerous advantages to having a single man as her lover! I believe it in my soul!!


I'm looking for a woman that isn't fixated on her lover being 6' plus! A woman who can make her peace with us 5'10" chaps.

Life has taught me to not take much seriously so I'd like to find someone who is in the same mindset. If you're curious about my username then Google it...I feel it sums me up nicely (if you already know what it means then please message me! Your intellect will be a massive turn on!!)

Cliché I know but a woman that can hold her own in banter trumps all things for me. And despite my status - I really am after finding just one woman. Being divorced does not mean I'm here to shag everyone!

Other Interests:

Nature, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Athletics, Travel / Sightseeing, Cooking, Food and Wine

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