Fizzy Puddle

About Me:

I'm a humble athletic guy (serious bit), who likes nothing more than origami with the right woman.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my quirky personality, closely followed by my smashing legs. I hope you will find my legs to be as special as new born kittens, and my bum as awesome as the first moon landing.

I have an executive role which allows me to exercise my skills: choosing the best biscuits for the tea fund.
My idol is Homer Simpson. When I'm struggling with my workload, I think of Homer and feel inspired to continue. I'm sure I saw him once at a petrol station, so I feel we have a deep connection - almost spiritual, like the mist on an autumn day.

My life goals include:
Fighting a dragon
Writing a song about a cat
Helping all the public in the world simultaneously.

If you're the right woman for me, you'll be shorter than 6 feet 8 and be really good at riding an electric scooter. You won't be afraid to dress up as your favourite animal and will have a healthy respect for my love of mint imperials.

My ideal date would involve swimming in a lake with a woman younger than 90 by my side.
While we're there, I can write poetry about how your hair shines like jelly under the light of the moon.

The right smile will light up my day like somebody igniting a sparkler on a particularly stormy bonfire night and and be one that will make me tremble like sitting on a park bench when a double decker bus rattles by.

Ha don't believe everything you read. I think a sense of humour is massively important! By day I'm a normal, down to earth guy that looks after his mind and body in a big way. Play lots of sports, exercise, partake in yoga and like to exercise the mind too. I like the nice things in life and have a nice car, house and holidays and although not my first rodeo, I'd love to embark on affair where where I can get what's missing from my life. I want to feel the anticipation, the butterflies, the raw emotion, the body sweat and a deep connection between us. Contact between meets is a must too. Wear a suit for work but that masks tatts that adorn my pecs, arms and shoulders.

Look forward to chatting ;-)

Ideal Partner:

Nothing is more sexy than a confident woman that knows her worth and what she rightfully deserves. Not because of anything superficial, but because of who she truly is.

Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Cars / Motorcycles, Music - Pop / R&B, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Cycling, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Singing / Playing Instrument, Dancing, Sailing / Boating, Ice / Snow Sports, Tennis / Racket Sports, Water Sports, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Movies / Cinema, Yoga / Meditation, Cooking, Food and Wine

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