Comments (109)

Peaches1 - 18 Jun, 2025 - 10:18PM

It's not the chat up one liners on here that is the problem. It's the boring conversations that follow with some people. It's like most people don't have a sense of humour anymore and are only interested in themselves without asking about your interests or life.

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Quirky-Birdy - 18 Jun, 2025 - 09:51PM

I love a good joke or chat up line....as long as it's said in a fun way not serious or sleezy!
However I do say in my profile that you should open with a joke.

Definitely need to send a message that shows you have actually read my profile.

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LottaLoz - 18 Jun, 2025 - 03:42PM

Pick up on something from the profile- show you've actually read it- it's a bombardment of- you've intrigued me....or just a hey.... Or terrible chat up lines. Pick an interest and lead with that!

Kisses The Texture Of Velvet - 02 Jun, 2025 - 05:52AM

Chaps,

Make use of the subject box to get a lady's interest and stand out from the other unread messages in her inbox. Then make a comment on her profile in the message body. Then ask an interesting question for her to reply to.

That's what gets me reading and replying to messages.

Velvet x

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TailInstinct - 01 Jun, 2025 - 08:15PM

We are trying to impress and be impressed . We impress by standing out - it's almost impossible to be completely authentic in an opening line but there's something about humour that achieves most authenticity per unit word used. Not helping. Sorry !

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ExoticOrchid - 24 May, 2025 - 07:21PM

KTTOV - 09:21PM

That chat up line for men ... can't think why it is the most effective one ... 🤣🤣🤣

Kisses The Texture Of Velvet - 16 May, 2025 - 09:21PM

Depends if the message/chat up line is for a woman or a man.

For women:

"Hey, I was really struck by that interesting thing on your profile..."

"Im so glad you you love that activity, me too, let's do it together"


For men:

"Fancy a fuck?"

Most effective chat up line ever.

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1610442 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:21PM

lol I hear that more times than you know 🤦😂

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EmnEm123 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:19PM

Funguy77

You really let yourself down there. 😂

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1610442 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:17PM

Or maybe

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you one reason to come over — me.


😂

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