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Wildest excuses you’ve told to avoid getting caught…

I’ve had my fair share of nerve-wracking moments over the years when I’ve had to think on my feet to keep my affair under wraps, and it got me thinking… I can’t be the only one, right?What’s the most creative excuse you’ve used, or the closest call you’ve had, to keep your secret safe?For me, I once had to fake a car breakdown to explain why I was “running late” coming home. Nearly got caught, but it worked! :sweat_smile:

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Clickable Connection - 15 Jan, 2025 - 05:11PM

Eclipse17 - 14 Jan, 2025 - 03:26PM

I spat my coffee out reading that 😂😂


DiscoBobulate - 14 Jan, 2025 - 11:54PM

So we close at 12. Shame there wasn’t a single person who wants to talk.


DiscoBobulate - 14 Jan, 2025 - 11:51PM

Shall I get my coat? Sorry, I may have approached this site with too many questions and ideas. I am in love with my married partner, but I am very aware that we both have a connection to each other, that neither of us understand and find so difficult to fathom, let alone control. X


DiscoBobulate - 14 Jan, 2025 - 11:14PM

Harsh. I thought the mature approach from the other party was a breath of fresh air in this modern world of sociopathic attention grabbers. They showed a human understanding of their friends need to find a meaningful connection with someone.


MagicMouse321 - 14 Jan, 2025 - 10:50PM

If you need an excuse, you’re obviously not doing it right.

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DiscoBobulate - 14 Jan, 2025 - 10:39PM

We had spent two nights in a hotel. When Sunday morning arrived we decided to get some air and walk around a market. Ironically, we felt the need to hold hands for a moment. Before we knew it, we were face to face with my lovers husbands best friend and his wife. Although it ruined our day, she was later contacted by them. In a lovely, mature gesture they said that, what they saw was none of their business. My partner and her husband live completely separate lives.


Tain145 - 14 Jan, 2025 - 08:54PM

Keep Going Guys I Am Taking Notes !

So Far So Good Never Been Caught x


Paula99 - 14 Jan, 2025 - 06:18PM

Eclipse17…

Jezuz …how in heavens name did you get to that excuse ?

I would have never believed it …

😂😂

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1741834 - 14 Jan, 2025 - 03:26PM

Was running around a hotel room with my lover one evening, and my phone rang, so calmed it all down and spoke to my wife, and threw the phone down on the bed once I'd finished. Sadly, I'd pressed the redial button on throwing it onto the bed and redialled the wife as the frivolities began again.
Had to claim that I had brought not one, but two ladies upstairs, who were part of a Computer Business that was having a conference downstairs in a hired room. I claimed that the excitement was caused by them being shown around the bathroom which had a bath/jaccuzzi in it.
Erm, not much she could say about that, but god I felt so bad, but relieved that it went no further .................


Here we go 693 - 14 Jan, 2025 - 09:59AM

Merchant 12

I didn't have to make an excuse, but I was heading to meet someone when my cars engineamagent light came on and started running rough as you like. The thoughts of how do I explain being where I am if break down were racing through my head!!! 😂

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